Total Medals Earned: 1,156 (From 145 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,445 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (170/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (65/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/55 points)
Beat Relic!
Save a buncha cash! (Like, 500 bucks!)
Get someone's max hitpoints over 300.
Reach level 10!
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (160/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.